I was reading my Newsweek yesterday and came across an article with this intro paragraph:
They spend most of their lives asleep. They bite. They're absurdly inept at sex.
RJ, my ex-boyfriend, made the pages of Newsweek!
But it turned out not to be. It was about China's Panda issues. I didn't read the entire article because that first paragraph just made me chuckle. It still does. My poor, ex-boyfriend. This is the first mention of him in this blog, and likely the last. But I couldn't resist. Can anyone blame me?
Onto more pressing matters.
Actually, I have no more pressing matters. That was all the fun I had planned for today.