That's right, friends, May is Masturbation Month.
And, coincidentally, June is Eye Health Month.
I have no idea if June is Eye Health Month or not. I just thought it would be apropos if it was.
I wonder if, working at a Catholic University, I would be allowed to propose that my PR class work on a campaign for Masturbation Month? I am trying to imagine the activities.
Actually, I would rather not imagine the activities.
I just wanted to toss that out there. May your May be filled with joy!