Monday, April 30, 2007

May is Masturbation Month

That's right, friends, May is Masturbation Month.

And, coincidentally, June is Eye Health Month.

I have no idea if June is Eye Health Month or not. I just thought it would be apropos if it was.

I wonder if, working at a Catholic University, I would be allowed to propose that my PR class work on a campaign for Masturbation Month? I am trying to imagine the activities.

Actually, I would rather not imagine the activities.

I just wanted to toss that out there. May your May be filled with joy!

'Bate away!

1 comment:

Michael said...

And guess what? Solo kayaker, Wendy Killoran says it's okay for way-laid solo paddlers to masterbate themselves to... whatever on deserted beaches nowadays... (see her blog somewhere). Except in England, of course, where it's still frowned upon for some inexplicable reason, perhaps because of the queen or something. Great post!