Friday, March 07, 2008

Church Signs and Headlines

Church signs crack me up. They also bug me. I think there must be some sort of church newsletter with different signs to try. After awhile, I get bored. For example:

Sign Broken. Message Inside.

Really? How about this instead:

Creativity Tapped. Find Spiritual Salvation Elsewhere.

I was reading my weekly local newspaper. It sucks. Probably the worst paper ever, but it keeps me up-to-date. This was a headline:

Are you blind?

My response:
Thank you for catering to the blind in your newspaper that requires sight. Luckily, the article redeemed itself somewhat by calling out to those who are blind or know those who are blind.

Whew. Danger averted.

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